Spears and Bush: Conspiracy or Fact?
Its a well known fact that Britney Spears is a fan of G.W. Bush.
In an 2003 interview with CNN's Tucker Carlson, Britney went to bat for Bush.
CARLSON: A lot of entertainers have come out against the war in Iraq. Have you?
SPEARS: Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens.
CARLSON: Do you trust this president?
SPEARS: Yes, I do.
Which leads me to a theory of mine....BRITNEY SPEARS IS AN UNDERCOVER AGENT FOR PRESIDENT BUSH.
Some may disagree or count this only as a conspiracy theory but check out the facts....
FACT: On January 5th, 2004, Britney quickly announces that she is divorcing her high school sweetheart after less than 72 hours of marriage.
FACT: On that same day, the New York Times is reporting that the White House is working on a new budget that would cut health care benefits for veterans, place new restrictions on housing vouchers for the poor and eliminate some job training and employment programs. Even with the cuts, the federal budget deficit is expected to top $400 billion for the first time.
FACT: On February 7, 2006 Britney was caught driving with Sean Preston on her lap.
FACT: On that same day, President Bush was called out in the Washington Post with allegations of promoting domestic spying. In addtion, his $3 trillion dollar budget marked notable decreases to the welfare system while millions more was added to the military.
FACT: On February 19, 2007 Britney shaves her head.
FACT: Again on that same day, an Associated Press article was released statying , "Despite the sacrifices in lives, treasure and liberties, the painful reality is that the United States is losing the "war on terror" -- in large part because too many people in the Middle East and across the globe view George W. Bush as a bully and a hypocrite. "
Yes, Amercia. Our greatest fear may very well be true. Britney's seemingly wild white trash moments may be, in fact, lewd attempts to distract us from what is going on in the White House.
In an 2003 interview with CNN's Tucker Carlson, Britney went to bat for Bush.
CARLSON: A lot of entertainers have come out against the war in Iraq. Have you?
SPEARS: Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens.
CARLSON: Do you trust this president?
SPEARS: Yes, I do.
Which leads me to a theory of mine....BRITNEY SPEARS IS AN UNDERCOVER AGENT FOR PRESIDENT BUSH.
Some may disagree or count this only as a conspiracy theory but check out the facts....
FACT: On January 5th, 2004, Britney quickly announces that she is divorcing her high school sweetheart after less than 72 hours of marriage.
FACT: On that same day, the New York Times is reporting that the White House is working on a new budget that would cut health care benefits for veterans, place new restrictions on housing vouchers for the poor and eliminate some job training and employment programs. Even with the cuts, the federal budget deficit is expected to top $400 billion for the first time.
FACT: On February 7, 2006 Britney was caught driving with Sean Preston on her lap.
FACT: On that same day, President Bush was called out in the Washington Post with allegations of promoting domestic spying. In addtion, his $3 trillion dollar budget marked notable decreases to the welfare system while millions more was added to the military.
FACT: On February 19, 2007 Britney shaves her head.
FACT: Again on that same day, an Associated Press article was released statying , "Despite the sacrifices in lives, treasure and liberties, the painful reality is that the United States is losing the "war on terror" -- in large part because too many people in the Middle East and across the globe view George W. Bush as a bully and a hypocrite. "
Yes, Amercia. Our greatest fear may very well be true. Britney's seemingly wild white trash moments may be, in fact, lewd attempts to distract us from what is going on in the White House.
Agent Spears.
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