Stupid Superbowl Questions

taken from: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0701/gallery.nfl.SBfunnyquestions/content.7.html

1. For Rams RB Marshall Faulk: "How come you have a podium while all your teammates are forced to stand out here?"


2. To Cowboy QB Troy Aikman: "Does it seem a little strange answering football questions in a baseball stadium?"


3. To Redskins OL Mark May: "How does it feel to block for the first black quarterback in the Super Bowl?


4. To Raiders QB Jim Plunkett: "Is it your mother who's blind, and your father who's deaf, or the other way around?"


5. For Titans DT Joe Salave'a: "What's your relationship with the football?" (Salave'a's answer: "I'd say it's strictly platonic.")


6. To Ravens LB Ray Lewis: "How long have you been surrounded by thugs?"


7. To Patriots G Heath Irwin: "Would you like to see the AFC win the Super Bowl?"


8. To Cowboy G Nate Newton: "Have you noticed the logo is missing on one side of the Steelers' helmets?"


9. To Rams QB Kurt Warner: "Do you believe in voodoo, and can I have a lock of your hair?"


10. Insert yours